“Don’t stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You’ll catch its stupid.

June 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

-Female Fish

” You’re nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!”

June 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm

-Sandy

“Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…”

June 19, 2012 at 5:37 pm

-Doctor

“I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!”

June 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

-Fish Kid

“Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.”

June 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

-Karen

“Stupid inflatable pants!”

June 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm

-Patrick

“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”

June 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: “Liar, liar, plants for hire!” SpongeBob: “It’s pants on fire Patrick.” Patrick: “Yeah well, you would know, liar.”

June 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: “are they laughing at us?” Spongebob: “no, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us”

June 12, 2012 at 5:33 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

Mr Krabs: ”I’m not cheap” Squidward: “you just tried to rip a guy’s arm of for a penny”

June 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm

-Mr Krabs
-Squidward

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