“Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!”

May 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm

-Mr Krabs

“What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!”

May 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

-Sandy

“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!”

May 5, 2012 at 5:18 pm

-Plankton

“Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel”

May 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

-Spongebob

“The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza for you and me!”

May 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm

– Spongebob

“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”

May 1, 2012 at 5:15 pm

-Spongebob

”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”

April 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm

-Spongebob

“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

April 29, 2012 at 5:13 pm

-Spongebob

“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

April 28, 2012 at 5:13 pm

-Spongebob

“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”

April 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

-Spongebob

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