“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”

April 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: [Singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward… Patrick: [Cutting in] …likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. Spongebob:And Patrick is a stinky, dirty, rotten, friend-stealer!!!

April 25, 2012 at 11:24 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

Patrick: “Aw, fish paste!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:32 pm

– Patrick

SpongeBob and Patrick: “Aw, tartar sauce!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm

– SpongeBob and Patrick

Spongebob: “I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:29 pm

– Spongebob

Spongebob: “I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:26 pm

– Spongebob

Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.

March 19, 2012 at 11:39 pm

– Spongebob

“You’ll never beat me, Im HYDRODYMAMICALY DESIGHNED!”

February 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm

– Spongebob

Patrick: Okay,SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just want to be Patrick!

January 19, 2012 at 11:41 pm

– Patrick

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