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“Don’t genius live in lamps?”
August 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm
-Patrick
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”Where in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here.”
August 5, 2012 at 9:44 pm
-Patrick
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“Moss always points to civilization.”
August 5, 2012 at 9:43 pm
-Spongebob
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“The maniacs in the MAILBOX!”
August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm
-Spongebob
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“I am the master at Kara-tay.”
August 2, 2012 at 10:51 pm
-Spongebob
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See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”
August 1, 2012 at 10:50 am
-Pearl Krabs
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security! SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! I’ll do anything you want! Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building. [SpongeBob jumps off building, returns] SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything. Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face. [SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove] Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt? SpongeBob SquarePants: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?
July 31, 2012 at 10:49 pm
-Spongebob
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Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh
July 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm
-Patrick
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”Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week”
July 28, 2012 at 6:47 pm
-Patrick
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Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.
July 27, 2012 at 10:53 pm
-Patrick
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