“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”

July 17, 2012 at 10:23 am


Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian”

July 16, 2012 at 11:17 pm


“Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”

July 16, 2012 at 10:22 am


“Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”

July 15, 2012 at 10:20 am


“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!”

July 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm


“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”

July 14, 2012 at 10:50 am


“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.”

July 13, 2012 at 4:50 pm


“a five letter word for happiness…money”

July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am


“Who you callin’ pinhead?!”

July 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm


“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”

July 12, 2012 at 10:48 am


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