Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Squidward:”No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” [Patrick raises hand] Squidward: “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

July 11, 2012 at 10:47 am


“Sponge, I’m a big man. A big, big man!”

July 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm


“Insurance is what I need for a Crabby Patty.”

July 10, 2012 at 10:46 am


“Spongebob doesn’t have hair. Or does he?”

July 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm


Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

July 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm


Patchy the Pirate: “I can’t believe I lost the lost episode. I’ve never lost anything in my life! Potty: What about your leg? Patchy the Pirate: Well, the leg… Potty: And the eye. Patchy the Pirate: And the eye… Potty: And your hand! Patchy the Pirate: And my… oh, stop it!”

July 7, 2012 at 10:54 am

-Patchy the Pirate

”Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty?”

July 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm


SpongeBob: [to Bubble Buddy] Woo! Shake it! Shake it!Yeah! Shake that bubble butt!

July 5, 2012 at 10:53 am


“Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!”

July 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm


“I’m dirty dan-no i’m dirty dan-i’m dirty dan-i’m dirty daaan….”

July 3, 2012 at 9:25 pm


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