Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4”

June 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

-Sandy
-Patrick

“Do instruments of torture count? ”

June 26, 2012 at 5:44 pm

-Plankton

“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request”

June 26, 2012 at 5:43 pm

-Mr Krabs

“More soup for your arm pit?”

June 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm

-Spongebob

“SOAP…SOAP…WHAT IS SOAP?”

June 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm

-Spongebob

“No Gary, I don’t get colds I get the suds.”

June 25, 2012 at 5:41 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: “Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!”

June 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

Spongebob: “Hey patrick, what am I?” Patrick: “uhhhh stupid?” Spongebob: “No I’m Texas” Patrick:”…what’s the difference”

June 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

Squidward: “Spongebob I have a confession to make[takes off hat]“ SpongeBob: “you’re bald?!” Squidward: “No I’m not bald, I’m alive! Now get rid of this tombstone and tell your friends to go home!”

June 22, 2012 at 5:38 pm

-Squidward

“There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!”

June 21, 2012 at 5:38 pm

-Gary

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