“meatball meatball spaghetti underneath, ravioli ravioli great barrier reef”

January 19, 2013 at 11:08 pm

– Spongebob
– Mr.Krabs

“a five letter word for happiness…money”

July 13, 2012 at 10:49 am


Mr. Krabs: [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat] I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

July 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm


“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request”

June 26, 2012 at 5:43 pm

-Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: ”I’m not cheap” Squidward: “you just tried to rip a guy’s arm of for a penny”

June 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm

-Mr Krabs

“Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!”

May 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm

-Mr Krabs

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