Category Archives: Other Characters

See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

August 1, 2012 at 10:50 am

-Pearl Krabs

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Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick Patrick: Yeah? Spongebob: It’s already open. Patrick: Oh

July 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

-Patrick

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”Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week”

July 28, 2012 at 6:47 pm

-Patrick

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Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out! SpongeBob: But…we stole a balloon! Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!

July 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm

-Police
-Spongebob

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“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”

July 14, 2012 at 10:50 am

-Computer

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“Sponge, I’m a big man. A big, big man!”

July 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

-Patrick

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Patchy the Pirate: “I can’t believe I lost the lost episode. I’ve never lost anything in my life! Potty: What about your leg? Patchy the Pirate: Well, the leg… Potty: And the eye. Patchy the Pirate: And the eye… Potty: And your hand! Patchy the Pirate: And my… oh, stop it!”

July 7, 2012 at 10:54 am

-Patchy the Pirate
-Potty

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“There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!”

June 21, 2012 at 5:38 pm

-Gary

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“Don’t stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You’ll catch its stupid.

June 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

-Female Fish

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“Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…”

June 19, 2012 at 5:37 pm

-Doctor

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