“I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!”

June 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

-Fish Kid

“Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.”

June 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm


“I have checks, with little poodles on them.”

June 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm


“Put those eyeballs back in your head, son!”

June 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Policefish #1

“We don’t really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?”

June 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm

-Mermaid Man

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