Spongebob: “Hey patrick, what am I?” Patrick: “uhhhh stupid?” Spongebob: “No I’m Texas” Patrick:”…what’s the difference”

June 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

“Stupid inflatable pants!”

June 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm

-Patrick

“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”

June 16, 2012 at 5:34 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: “Liar, liar, plants for hire!” SpongeBob: “It’s pants on fire Patrick.” Patrick: “Yeah well, you would know, liar.”

June 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

-Patrick

Patrick: “are they laughing at us?” Spongebob: “no, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us”

June 12, 2012 at 5:33 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

“Maybe a story will cheer you up. (picks up SpongeBob and seats him) It’s called “The Ugly Barnacle”. Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.”

June 4, 2012 at 5:27 pm

-Patrick

“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”

June 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm

-Patrick

“We’d better do what he says… he knows how to grow food.”

June 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

-Patrick

“My ice cream! It’s alive! AAAAHHHHHHH!”

June 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm

-Patrick

SpongeBob: [Singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward… Patrick: [Cutting in] …likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. Spongebob:And Patrick is a stinky, dirty, rotten, friend-stealer!!!

April 25, 2012 at 11:24 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

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