“you taste like glass”

December 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm

-Sandy

“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.”

July 13, 2012 at 4:50 pm

-Sandy

“Spongebob doesn’t have hair. Or does he?”

July 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

-Sandy

“Y’all better apologize, or I’ll be on you like ugly on an ape.”

June 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

-Sandy

Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4”

June 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

-Sandy
-Patrick

” You’re nothing but pure evil! Just like the newspaper comics!”

June 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm

-Sandy

“What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!”

May 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

-Sandy

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