“Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?”

June 28, 2012 at 5:55 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: “Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?” Patrick: “Yeah!” SpongeBob: “What’s the matter?” Patrick: “I can’t see my forehead!”

June 27, 2012 at 12:54 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

“More soup for your arm pit?”

June 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm

-Spongebob

“SOAP…SOAP…WHAT IS SOAP?”

June 26, 2012 at 5:42 pm

-Spongebob

“No Gary, I don’t get colds I get the suds.”

June 25, 2012 at 5:41 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: “Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse!” Patrick: “Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!”

June 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

Spongebob: “Hey patrick, what am I?” Patrick: “uhhhh stupid?” Spongebob: “No I’m Texas” Patrick:”…what’s the difference”

June 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm

-Spongebob
-Patrick

Patrick: “are they laughing at us?” Spongebob: “no, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us”

June 12, 2012 at 5:33 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

“IT’S AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!!!”

June 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm

-Spongebob

“Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel”

May 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

-Spongebob

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