“The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza for you and me!”

May 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm

– Spongebob

“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”

May 1, 2012 at 5:15 pm


”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”

April 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm


“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

April 29, 2012 at 5:13 pm


“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”

April 28, 2012 at 5:13 pm


“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”

April 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm


“Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us”

April 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm


SpongeBob: [Singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward… Patrick: [Cutting in] …likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. Spongebob:And Patrick is a stinky, dirty, rotten, friend-stealer!!!

April 25, 2012 at 11:24 pm

– Spongebob
– Patrick

SpongeBob and Patrick: “Aw, tartar sauce!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm

– SpongeBob and Patrick

Spongebob: “I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!”

April 19, 2012 at 11:29 pm

– Spongebob

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