Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher? Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher. SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher

February 2, 2013 at 2:36 pm


“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.”

January 19, 2013 at 11:19 pm

– Squidward

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”

July 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm


Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else

July 19, 2012 at 1:21 pm


Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Squidward:”No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” [Patrick raises hand] Squidward: “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

July 11, 2012 at 10:47 am


“Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!”

July 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm


“Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!”

June 30, 2012 at 5:58 pm


Squidward: “Spongebob I have a confession to make[takes off hat]“ SpongeBob: “you’re bald?!” Squidward: “No I’m not bald, I’m alive! Now get rid of this tombstone and tell your friends to go home!”

June 22, 2012 at 5:38 pm


Mr Krabs: ”I’m not cheap” Squidward: “you just tried to rip a guy’s arm of for a penny”

June 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm

-Mr Krabs

“Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?”

May 29, 2012 at 5:23 pm


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