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“IT’S AN ALASKIN BULL WORM!!!”
June 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm
-Spongebob
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“I have checks, with little poodles on them.”
June 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm
-Manray
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“Put those eyeballs back in your head, son!”
June 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm
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Policefish #1
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“We don’t really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?”
June 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm
-Mermaid Man
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“Maybe a story will cheer you up. (picks up SpongeBob and seats him) It’s called “The Ugly Barnacle”. Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.”
June 4, 2012 at 5:27 pm
-Patrick
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“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
June 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm
-Patrick
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“We’d better do what he says… he knows how to grow food.”
June 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm
-Patrick
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“My ice cream! It’s alive! AAAAHHHHHHH!”
June 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm
-Patrick
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“Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?”
May 29, 2012 at 5:23 pm
-Squidward
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Squidward: “I have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?” Plankton: (shouts) “CORRECT! “
May 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm
-Squidward
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