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“Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!”
May 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm
-Mr Krabs
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“What has four wings and flies? A garbage truck!”
May 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm
-Sandy
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“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!”
May 5, 2012 at 5:18 pm
-Plankton
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“Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, we’ll get the funnel”
May 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm
-Spongebob
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“The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza for you and me!”
May 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm
– Spongebob
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“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
May 1, 2012 at 5:15 pm
-Spongebob
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”I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”
April 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm
-Spongebob
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“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
April 29, 2012 at 5:13 pm
-Spongebob
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“Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.”
April 28, 2012 at 5:13 pm
-Spongebob
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“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”
April 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm
-Spongebob
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