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” We’ve been smeckledorfed!”
December 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm
-Spongebob
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“you taste like glass”
December 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm
-Sandy
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SpongeBob: “There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!”
August 21, 2012 at 11:35 pm
– Spongebob
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“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
August 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm
-Spongebob
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SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
August 20, 2012 at 11:36 pm
– Spongebob
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“It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!”
August 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm
-Spongebob
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Spongebob: “No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!”
August 19, 2012 at 11:40 pm
– Spongebob
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SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
August 19, 2012 at 11:38 pm
– Spongebob
– Patrick
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
August 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm
-Patrick
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You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.
August 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm
-Patrick
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