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“Psst, Squidward, I’m working in the kitchen… at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I’m chopping lettuce… at night! Look at me, I’m swabbing the bathroom… at night! OW I burned my hand!… at night!”

July 2, 2012 at 7:25 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!! Patrick: [covers his “area”] *GASP!* Where?!

July 2, 2012 at 8:24 am

-Spongebob
-Patrick

“Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!”

July 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm

-Spongebob

Spongebob: “Hey Patrick.. I know something funnier than 24!” Patrick: “Yeah?” Spongebob: “…25!” Both: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

July 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm

-Spongebob

“Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? Next, I suppose you’ll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!”

June 30, 2012 at 5:58 pm

-Squidward

“…pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose”

June 29, 2012 at 6:57 pm

-Spongebob

“Can’t have dirty garbage!”

June 28, 2012 at 10:56 pm

-Spongebob

“Did I Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?”

June 28, 2012 at 5:55 pm

-Spongebob

SpongeBob: “Hey, Patrick, are you angry too?” Patrick: “Yeah!” SpongeBob: “What’s the matter?” Patrick: “I can’t see my forehead!”

June 27, 2012 at 12:54 pm

-Patrick
-Spongebob

“Y’all better apologize, or I’ll be on you like ugly on an ape.”

June 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm

-Sandy

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