Patrick: [to a random squid] are you Squidward? SpongeBob: [to a random squid] Are you Squidward? Patrick: Are you Squidward? [to a fire hydrant] Fire Hydrant:… Patrick: That’s okay, take your time.
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- Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
- Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher? Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher. SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
- Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””
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