Spongebob Squarepants is the most hilarious cartoon character. He lives in underwater city called Bikini Bottom. He works with Squidward Tentacles at the Krusty Krab fast-food restaurant owned by Mr. Krabs, his best friend is Patrick Star and his pet snail is called Gary. Sandy Cheeks is his closest friend after Patrick and Plankton is his arch enemy. SpongeBob enjoys jellyfishing with Patrick at Jellyfish Fields. On this site you will find funniest and most hilarious Spongebob Quotes as well as quotes from other characters. Contact me if you wish me to add your favorite Spongebob quotes in case I missed it. Enjoy.
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- Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
- ” Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”
- Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
- Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher? Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher. SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
- Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””